Download Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady’s Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners PDF EPUB
Author: Oneill, Therese
Pages: 320
Size: 3.848,73 Kb
Publication Date: October 25,2016
Category: Etiquette Guides & Advice
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Perhaps you have ever wished you could reside in an earlier, more intimate era?)
(And it might just keep you feeling ecstatically grateful to reside in an age group of pants, very absorbency tampons, epidurals, anti-depressants, and not-dying-of-the-syphilis-your-husband-brought-house. Shush, dear. A female doesn’t issue.)
UNMENTIONABLE is usually your hilarious, illustrated, scandalously honest (however never crass) guidebook to the secrets of Victorian womanhood, providing you detailed suggestions on:
~ What things to put on
~ Where you can relieve yourself
~ How exactly to conceal your loathsome dependence on menstruating
~ What things to expect on your own wedding evening
~ How exactly to be an ideal Victorian wife
~ Why masturbating will kill you
~ And even more
Irresistibly charming, laugh-out-noisy funny, and featuring almost 200 pictures from Victorian publications, UNMENTIONABLE will inspire a complete new degree of respect for Elizabeth Bennett, Scarlet O’Hara, Jane Eyre, and our great, great grandmothers. (Why?
Women, welcome to the 19th hundred years, where there’s arsenic in that person cream, a pot of cool pee sits under your bed, and all your underwear is crotchless.